Not walk on the steep…
Walking past a neighbour’s door the other day, the following wonderfully idiosyncratic note caught my eye:

Not walk, not don’t walk. Steep, not step. A far more characterful and therefore arresting warning than the blandly familiar standard issue at the other end of my road:

Same message; different communication.
Like laughter lines and the odd scar on a face, the stumbles and kinks in a communication can add character. As Valerie Hazan, Professor of speech sciences at University College London puts it: “Certain utterances stick in your mind: contorted use of language not planned in any way is often most memorable.”
It’s the opposite of the super-smooth polish beloved of politicians: “That rebel leader in Benghazi, don’t you think his English is a little too … sublime?” asks Seun Kuti.
So let’s look for ways to not walk on the steep, rather than simply watching out for wet paint.

